show #55
i'm back so you can fuck off if you dont like it. Time for beer. Enjoy the show. Subsribe through itunes
Radio sucks! Listen to Pod Pyrates!! Hosted by Johnny Velcro
i'm back so you can fuck off if you dont like it. Time for beer. Enjoy the show. Subsribe through itunes
welcome back kids. Hope you enjoy the show. just to let you know I may be handing over the reins to mrs. v in the near future while I develop a new show that I am working on, although nothing is finalized yet.

Welcome to the greatest music podcast on the planet. A big shout out to Leonid Paramonov for his donation, rock on dude. A a huge thank you to kyouradio.com for putting us in the lineup. Enjoy the show kids.

Was up bitches? Welcome back to another show in another time in another place. Whatever the fuck that means.

Welcome all to my little part of the planet. Sorry to all my regular listeners for taking so long in between shows. I've been busy trying to make money. Enjoy the show kids.

What the fuck? I made all the way to 50, well that is longer than i'm going to live so enjoy it while it lasts kids.

Blah, blah, blah!!!

I'm sure a lot of people hate it but I am back. Enjoy the show.

Have you ever noticed how much family blows? If I have to listen to anymore bullshit my head is going to pop off and flames are going to shoot out of my neck. Anyway, any day that the sherrifs office doesnt come knocking on my door with a warant is a good day. Todays Featured artist is Syd Enjoy the show my sick demented little children.

Feels great to be out Again. Just checked myself out of rehab again. I was almost clean and sober and thats close enough for me. Fuck Em. Although I am definately in violation of a court order. Oh well. Enjoy the show kids.

Another week gone, another one past, still all fucked up but i know it wont last.

Hey kids. Welcome back. Hope everyone has been naughty. I've been busy making a drug run south of the border but i'm back now and higher than ever. Enjoy the show.

Alright kids, let me just start by saying that show 42 was a complete disaster and i apologize. I will get into more detail during the show. So, to make it up to you almost all of the music in todays show is protected which means i cant play it which means i am going to break the law just for you. Fuck it!

hello children,

Well after the Porcupine Tree concert I am Officialy deaf. What a great show!! I would advise anyone and everyone to check them out. Another Great show for you kids. Our Featured Artist is ELE Enjoy the show.

Late again but fuck it. Hope everyone is having a good time getting fucked up this weekend. I definately will not have two shows next week as I will be in Philadelphia again on tuesday to see Porcupine Tree and I wont be back till late wendsday. So enjoy todays show kids.If any of you will be at the show, I will be hanging at the Keswick Tavern before and after so buy me a fuckin shot.

WASUP!!!! Well, late with the show as usual. But what the fuck, i'm here now. And isnt that all that matters. I finally solved my car problems. I got a brand new 1976 Ford Maverick. That thing is sweet, and I paid for it with my own money and i didnt even have to show anyone my tits. Today's Featured Artist is The Telegenic Enjoy the show kids.

I'm so poor i cant take it. Welcome to the original welfare podcast. Pray for me so my 91 skylark makes till the end of the year. Maybe I should pull a dawn and drew, and tell you guys I will show you my tits if you buy me a new car. Or Not. If any of you have given money to them to purchase a car, PLEASE DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS SHOW EVER AGAIN!!!! I have an idea. HOW ABOUT THE BIG FAT PINK HAIRED BITCH GETS A JOB!!! Enjoy the show.

SHHH!! Please be quiet. I'm really fuckin hung over, so shut up. I am asking all of you guys to please donate to the Red Cross to help the victims of that fucking bitch Katrina. Yahoo has patnered with the Red Cross to help with donations. If you want to give Click HERE .Thanks and enjoy the show.

Well it's time to get back into the swing and knock out 2 shows a week again. I have slacked for far too long. How the fuck is everyone doing? Mondays suck but atleast you have the Pod Pyrates to listen to.

Alright kids, Time for another show but first some sad news to deliver. My father ,the infamous Mr. V. Senior past away over the weekend. So with that in mind I am Dedicating todays show to him. I love you dad, and will miss you always!!

Holy shit!! I cant beleive it's been a week since the last show. I'm so sorry folks. It did take me a little longer to escape from the satanist's than I thought it would (they are persistent little fuckers). So, i'm back and up to full strength and we have a great show.
Rainy weekend with nothing to do. Like they say idle hands are the devils workshop, so i was bored and joined a satanic cult just for the hell of it. It seems pretty nice here. The Small Animal Mutilation Squad (SAMS for short) Are an okay bunch of gals. The only thing is they wont give me much time infront of a computer so i had to put this show together really quick. I cant use up alot of generator juice here at the secret compound. Hope you enjoy the show. If I survive i'll see you kids in a couple of days. HELP ME!!!!!

God I love paint thinner. Great show today. Opened with Retrograde, played a little Lewis Black and out feartured artist is the very talented and lovely Crystal Beers Check her out she's great. Now back to the thinner.

Are you back again? You must like abuse!!! Was up People? A beautiful weekend here at the studio and i am hung over. Just woke up, partied all night cause it is my birthday. Check out the great music we have for you today. Our featured artist is The Bloody Lovelies . Dont forget to vote for us on the Alley and while your here buy yourself some cheap mp3's. See you in a few days my children.

Not much to say today children. It's too damn hot.

Fuck the rules!!! I am going to break the law today by playing a protected song. So shoot me. The riaa can go fuck themselves. How is everyone doing today? Did everyone have a good weekend? It goes to fast, I know. Todays featured artist is Chemda from the Keith and the Girl show. If you have'nt checked out their show you should it is great. I'm out of here kids. See you in a few days.

What the fuck is up kids? Time for another show and it's a killer. A big shout out to my man HOOHOONICK , check out his podcast. It kicks fuckin ass.Ok, enough about him, more about me. Me,me,me,me. Our featured artist is Mirima .Subscribe through itunes. See you in a few days.

"So here I am once more in the playground of the broken hearts one more experience one more entry in my podcast of pain. Yet another emotional suicide overdosed on sentiment and pride."

It is fuckin hot in the studio today kids, Good thing we have some scorching tunes to go with the heat. Our featured artist is Rotation and they kick some major ass. I ish i had an igloo to crawl into right now. HOLY FUCK! it's hot. Here are the band links. Dont forget click on the orange button to subsribe to the show through itunes, and go fuckin vote for us at the alley.One click subscription
